i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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