i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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