it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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