That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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