He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram