i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins