I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She's the barista slut.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
