windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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