i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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