Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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