Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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