Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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