Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot