They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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