like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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