Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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