; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.