come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.