Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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