Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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