In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?