But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week