she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.