god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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