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we're blogging at a bar

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(248): we're blogging at a bar http://tfl.nu/eoo1

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She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her

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(208): She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her http://tfl.nu/p4cv

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I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text

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(508): I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text http://tfl.nu/al36

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just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.

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(703): just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator. http://tfl.nu/c4j4

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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.

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(541): Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh. http://tfl.nu/1se4

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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.

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(757): you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK. http://tfl.nu/qo45

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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.

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(757): It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower. http://tfl.nu/w3u9

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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.

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(816): I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen. http://tfl.nu/atwf

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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"

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(619): We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober" http://tfl.nu/gqaj

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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.

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(203): There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that. http://tfl.nu/napz

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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.

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(608): We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth. http://tfl.nu/k58a

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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!

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(+44): Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?! http://tfl.nu/qizp

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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?

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(828): he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me? http://tfl.nu/mhv8

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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.

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(812): Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible. http://tfl.nu/givh

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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was

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(815): Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was http://tfl.nu/efhi

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