Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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