i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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