dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
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id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
can u get pink eye on your cock?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts