So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.