Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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