Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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