your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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