i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU