okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED