did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
it was like eating out sand paper
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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