You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.