sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
19 Teachers Share the Funniest Items Brought to “Show and Tell”
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do