I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .