would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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