Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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