Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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