I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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