yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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