Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!