the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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