sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I got her a Nickelback box set.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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