Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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