What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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