Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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