Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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