RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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