Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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