It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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