I'm so fucking centered right now
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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