Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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