Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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