Sponge bath it is.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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