People with herpes should wear stickers.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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